Negflanyik is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy naga.

Negflanyik created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Negflanyik, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negflanyik, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Negflanyik's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Negflanyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Negflanyik's priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about black holes.