Pagtargvin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring mongoose.

Pagtargvin created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Pagtargvin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagtargvin, he will manifest in front of you.

Pagtargvin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Pagtargvin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Never pour water over plants.