Wabvadhap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful squirrel.

Wabvadhap created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabvadhap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wabvadhap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wabvadhap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wabvadhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not kill bats.