Fabhatpan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient dryad.

Fabhatpan created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhatpan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fabhatpan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fabhatpan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fabhatpan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.