Bonfodkad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident hedgehog.

Bonfodkad created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonfodkad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonfodkad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bonfodkad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bonfodkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.