Nurlsawkab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud wasp.

Nurlsawkab created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsawkab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlsawkab, she will turn you into a snail.

Nurlsawkab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nurlsawkab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your neck turquoise.

3. Never jump in the presence of bats.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nurlsawkab on top of all buildings.

5. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the west.