Stikdogjighimfobfem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent cobra.

Stikdogjighimfobfem created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdogjighimfobfem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stikdogjighimfobfem, it will turn you into a mole.

Stikdogjighimfobfem's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Stikdogjighimfobfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikdogjighimfobfem.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Stikdogjighimfobfem must be the most important thing in your life.