Begsinkadtonknulyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish whale.

Begsinkadtonknulyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Begsinkadtonknulyarl, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Begsinkadtonknulyarl, he will turn you into a mole.

Begsinkadtonknulyarl's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Begsinkadtonknulyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Begsinkadtonknulyarl.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Begsinkadtonknulyarl loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not keep five manatees in a large pit.