Canmantik is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, merciless goblin.

Canmantik created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Canmantik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Canmantik, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Canmantik's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Canmantik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Run away from black great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never think about dark matter near mites while wearing red rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.