Hanstipdot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful wyvern.

Hanstipdot created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Hanstipdot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hanstipdot, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hanstipdot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hanstipdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never paint your hands brown.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.