Zanhatbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish wyvern.

Zanhatbiss created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanhatbiss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanhatbiss, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zanhatbiss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zanhatbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must pray to Zanhatbiss six times a day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never feed figs to turtles while wearing boots.