Tomfedwik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered octopus.

Tomfedwik created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomfedwik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tomfedwik, it will turn you into a snail.

Tomfedwik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tomfedwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about spacetime near snails while wearing yellow trousers and balancing nine lead spheres on your chest.