Zodwitgabhakpasken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet raccoon.

Zodwitgabhakpasken created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodwitgabhakpasken, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodwitgabhakpasken, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zodwitgabhakpasken's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zodwitgabhakpasken's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray immersed in water.