Yokbenbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, idiotic yak.

Yokbenbim created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbenbim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yokbenbim, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yokbenbim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yokbenbim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.