Sanwiprak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty hamster.

Sanwiprak created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanwiprak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanwiprak, she will turn you into a duck.

Sanwiprak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sanwiprak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Put Sanwiprak first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must pray to Sanwiprak five times a day.

5. Pray towards the north.