Ganlin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent bee.

Ganlin created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganlin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ganlin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ganlin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ganlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing gray coats and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Never sing in the presence of horses.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.