Sterbomgid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate human.

Sterbomgid created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbomgid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sterbomgid, he will turn you into a goat.

Sterbomgid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sterbomgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.