Stanbisslit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent deer.

Stanbisslit created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanbisslit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stanbisslit, it will ignore you.

Stanbisslit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Stanbisslit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Stanbisslit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.