Nuttendavfumsadbag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome slug.

Nuttendavfumsadbag created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttendavfumsadbag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuttendavfumsadbag, she will laugh at you.

Nuttendavfumsadbag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nuttendavfumsadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Nuttendavfumsadbag on top of important buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never sit in holy places.