Danmegnul is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonourable troll.

Danmegnul created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danmegnul, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Danmegnul, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Danmegnul's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Danmegnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Danmegnul in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.