Larphivlib Dabbifbest Flagrulveg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless dugong.

Larphivlib Dabbifbest Flagrulveg created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larphivlib Dabbifbest Flagrulveg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larphivlib Dabbifbest Flagrulveg, it will jump up and down on your head.

Larphivlib Dabbifbest Flagrulveg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Larphivlib Dabbifbest Flagrulveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Pray towards the north.