Gubcednul is a god.

It takes the form of a large, conceited human.

Gubcednul created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gubcednul, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gubcednul, it will turn you into a tree.

Gubcednul's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gubcednul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if four squirrels approach from the north.

3. Never hop in the presence of turtles.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Do not eat lemons.