Lidlengen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent crocodile.

Lidlengen created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidlengen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidlengen, it will turn you into a puffin.

Lidlengen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lidlengen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Lidlengen loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.