Cisstadbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omniscient mongoose.

Cisstadbiss created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisstadbiss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cisstadbiss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cisstadbiss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cisstadbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to badgers while wearing jumpers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.