Cibloopsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish lobster.

Cibloopsaf created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibloopsaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cibloopsaf, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cibloopsaf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cibloopsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine cats approach from the west.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Cibloopsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to capybaras while wearing white scarves.