Wipwotaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable salamander.

Wipwotaf created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wipwotaf, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipwotaf, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wipwotaf's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wipwotaf's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Wipwotaf loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Never skip in holy places.