Rakmifrow is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest newt.

Rakmifrow created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakmifrow, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rakmifrow, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rakmifrow's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rakmifrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never chant near sheep.

5. Never talk about pigs.