Xucragvig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish dragon.

Xucragvig created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucragvig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xucragvig, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xucragvig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Xucragvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Xucragvig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.