Nakzodzod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, blissful dingo.

Nakzodzod created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nakzodzod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nakzodzod, she will turn you into a puffin.

Nakzodzod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nakzodzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Nakzodzod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.