Nansatgup is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind bear.

Nansatgup created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Nansatgup, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nansatgup, she will remove you from existence.

Nansatgup's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nansatgup's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nansatgup on top of all buildings.

5. You must pray to Nansatgup nine times a day.