Artsigkik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing tortoise.

Artsigkik created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Artsigkik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Artsigkik, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Artsigkik's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Artsigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.