Rowtafbud is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered mink.

Rowtafbud created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowtafbud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowtafbud, he will think nothing of it.

Rowtafbud's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rowtafbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Never skip near horses.

5. Never eat bark.