Fumcebmum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awesome duck.

Fumcebmum created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumcebmum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fumcebmum, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fumcebmum's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fumcebmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Fumcebmum's priests.