Sisfedsid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, slow skunk.

Sisfedsid created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Sisfedsid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sisfedsid, it will ignore you.

Sisfedsid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sisfedsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never skip in the presence of foxes.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Sisfedsid in the centre of the settlement.