Yogwon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humorless salamander.

Yogwon created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yogwon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yogwon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yogwon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yogwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yogwon on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Yogwon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.