Henyokyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fast dryad.

Henyokyarl created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henyokyarl, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Henyokyarl, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Henyokyarl's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Henyokyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near shrews.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not make images of living things.