Yokbadflowhapdossjin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent crane.

Yokbadflowhapdossjin created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbadflowhapdossjin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokbadflowhapdossjin, it will not invite you to parties.

Yokbadflowhapdossjin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yokbadflowhapdossjin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yokbadflowhapdossjin on top of all buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokbadflowhapdossjin.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.