Saslenbid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient butterfly.

Saslenbid created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saslenbid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Saslenbid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Saslenbid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Saslenbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not hurt moths.