Dadwottom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical rhinoceros.

Dadwottom created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadwottom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dadwottom, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dadwottom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dadwottom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.