Yakgigwitbun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish hamster.

Yakgigwitbun created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgigwitbun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yakgigwitbun, she will turn you into a tree.

Yakgigwitbun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yakgigwitbun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about dark energy near ants while wearing violet trousers and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.