Shavtargmit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating grasshopper.

Shavtargmit created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavtargmit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavtargmit, he will turn you into a goat.

Shavtargmit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Shavtargmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about black holes.