Rutflisfoblim Padyarppas is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced cobra.

Rutflisfoblim Padyarppas created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutflisfoblim Padyarppas, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutflisfoblim Padyarppas, he will turn you into a rock.

Rutflisfoblim Padyarppas' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rutflisfoblim Padyarppas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rutflisfoblim Padyarppas four times a day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Retreat if six sharks approach from the south.