Larnlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet jackal.

Larnlarn created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Larnlarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larnlarn, it will cry a lot.

Larnlarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Larnlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help bats in need.