Veenmisbud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, emotional jackal.

Veenmisbud created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenmisbud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenmisbud, she will turn you into a duck.

Veenmisbud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Veenmisbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never feed rice to manatees while wearing hats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Veenmisbud on top of important buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.