Dotwikkin Ganligfut Veenjoplap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate wyrm.

Dotwikkin Ganligfut Veenjoplap created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotwikkin Ganligfut Veenjoplap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dotwikkin Ganligfut Veenjoplap, it will turn you into a rock.

Dotwikkin Ganligfut Veenjoplap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dotwikkin Ganligfut Veenjoplap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never paint your neck turquoise.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.