Nelhabbom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless badger.

Nelhabbom created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nelhabbom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nelhabbom, he will ignore you.

Nelhabbom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nelhabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing turquoise boots.