Sigdobsak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain donkey.

Sigdobsak created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sigdobsak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigdobsak, she will turn you into a tree.

Sigdobsak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sigdobsak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.