Bedrullwithotgetkimster Omtdavpopwipbigtimtetti is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful wolf.

Bedrullwithotgetkimster Omtdavpopwipbigtimtetti created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedrullwithotgetkimster Omtdavpopwipbigtimtetti, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedrullwithotgetkimster Omtdavpopwipbigtimtetti, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bedrullwithotgetkimster Omtdavpopwipbigtimtetti's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bedrullwithotgetkimster Omtdavpopwipbigtimtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Do not keep three gulls in a large pit.