Arnmum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent hummingbird.

Arnmum created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnmum, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnmum, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Arnmum's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Arnmum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Arnmum on top of all buildings.