Talmabtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-confident raccoon.

Talmabtaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talmabtaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Talmabtaf, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Talmabtaf's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Talmabtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help doves.

5. You must love Talmabtaf.